From: newsletter@mail2.fitprolive.net on behalf of Joshua Carter
[joshua@carterfitness.com]
Sent: Friday, August 01, 2008 12:58 AM
To: reko@carterfitness.com
Subject: I Was Right All Along & My Evil Plot
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8/1/2008 |
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It's
always nice when studies can backup what many of us already know to be true
from years in the trenches of real world work. Over the
years there have been several smaller similar studies, but this is the
largest and longest term study of its kind to date. The test subjects
were split into 3 diet groups, a low fat diet, a low carb diet and a
Mediterranean diet. The Wall
Street Journal sums it up quite nicely:
The only
word I take issue with is "surprisingly". I think those who
were surprised have either not read or completely ignored research that has
come to similar conclusions in the past. Was it the
fact the fat loss was greater or was it the drastic improvement in blood
markers with the low carb dieters?
In any
event the winner is clear. Low carb dieters lost an average of 12.3
lbs, the Mediterranean dieters lost 10.2, and the low fat dieters lost 7.7
lbs. I will
concede that these numbers are not mind blowing by any means. But what
is important is that it was an even playing field (and low fat got it's ass
kicked.) You can
read the full Wall Street Journal Article on the study Here. If you are
so inclined the full study (yawn)
from the New England Journal of Medicine can be found HERE. Plus, if
Katie Couric says it, it must be true Let me
give some free advice that will get you well on your way to better nutrition
and accelerated fat loss. Here are the top 2 things you can do starting TODAY to get it
done: #1
Drop the Carbs
#2
Write it Down
So let me
break it down for you: Nutrition is not rocket science, and one diet does not
"fit" all (get it? that was a pun). But in most instances
intelligent low carb nutrition will help people lose fat and improve health
factors faster, and with better compliance. And one
last thing- nothing is written in stone. Joshua
Carter Want to
know the latest tips and tricks to take your fat loss to the next level? Do
not hesitate to Contact
Me.
Speed
walking just looks stupid. I don't even think it is debatable. But I'll
come back to that. Let me
start with some disclosure. I was a fan of Mr. T in the 80's. The
first time I saw the mohawked, verbose muscle man encased in gold chains was
in Rocky III where he beat the crap out of Sly Stallone. It was not
long after that that he starred as "B.A" Baracs on the hit show
"The 'A' Team". I can still hear the the theme song... "B.A."
Stands for "bad attitude" if you were curious. Side note: One
Halloween, my mother, younger brother and step-father all dressed up as Mr.
T. They looked like dorks, if you were curious. Like many
TV stars of the past, Mr. T has had his ups & downs. And a man has got to
make a living. So shooting a candy bar cannon at wusses sounds like a
pretty decent gig. Hell, I'd do it for free. So there
is a new ad campaign in England (the ads have not aired in the US) where Mr.
T shoots Snickers bars through a machine gun at less than manly men, telling
then to "Get Some Nuts." That alone makes me snicker. In the
following spot Mr. T is targeting a speed walker. Now I will
admit that I believe speed walking is probably the stupidest looking sport
there is. It just looks absolutely ridiculous. Some people might
even argue it is the gayest looking sport around (some people would,
certainly not me, I'm far to enlightened.) I'm not
saying it's easy. I'm not even saying it is not a sport. I'm saying if
you choose to speed walk you are knowingly taking part in an activity that
makes you look like a giant dork. You are *asking* to be pelted with
high velocity confections. Anyway, I
thought the ad was funny. Not outstandingly hysterical, but funny. Here it
is: Silly
right? Well apparently the folks at Snickers got 2 (yes two) complaints
and then pulled the ad in fear that it could be seen as offensive towards
gays. I guess English gay rights groups got up in arms too. This is
making the HUGE leap that being a speed walking dufus somehow makes you gay. Sister,
please. That would
mean by extension that being gay makes you a dork. I have found quite the
opposite to be true. I am sure there are gay dorks out there.
Statistically they must exist, I have just never met one. Now I know
gays. And I certainly know offensive. I even know offensive gays.
But that ad is not offensive. Maybe the
English are particularly sensitive to gay issues because most Americans can't
tell if and Englishmen is gay or just an Englishmen. Anyway, here
it is... Whoever
started with all this fuss needs to eat a Snickers and lighten up. That's
right, I said it - chomp down on that nutty, nougaty, chocolaty goodness you
English girly man, whoever you are, and then chill the F out. ***You
read it here folks- fitness boy Josh wants someone to eat a Snickers- many
actually. But take note this is directed solely at Great Britain. This is
just the start of my sinister plot to make other countries as fat as the US
(making us look thinner in comparison). Canada be
ware, you are the target of my next volley. If I have
my way, Mr. T will be shooting a shotguns full of Reese's Pieces in the Great
White North very soon.
PS: Hey
France, I have my eye on you...
Not long
ago (earlier today actually) I launched an evil and dastardly plot to make
other nations fatter. That way we Americans will seem less piggy in
comparison. Sinister right? I am well
aware I have very little influence one way or the other at this point, but at
least I know Mr. T is on my side. Well it
seems Japan has started without me. Not long
ago Pizza Hut in Japan released the "Mega Pizza".
This
caloric monstrosity has 2 halves: The "Gourmet" Half and the
"Hamburger" Half, all surrounded by "double rolls" which
are hot dog AND bacon wrapped in dough. The Gourmet
half includes bell peppers, Ham, Bacon, Onion, Basil, Mushroom, Bacon
bits, black pepper, sliced tomatoes, Italian sausages, and garlic
chips. I swear I see corn flakes in the picture too- that could just be
me. The
Hamburger half has hamburgers (made from pork/beef), Green soybeans, corn,
red bell peppers. This
Franken-pizza comes with generous sides of ketchup and maple syrup.
Take a second- read that again. Uh, why? The large
version of this beast clocks in at almost 3000 calories, and I honestly think
that is a conservative estimate.
Individually
I like most of these ingredients, but this random assortment of culinary
weirdness just nauseates me. One taster
commented "Its like they combined things that taste and feel like meat
(but nothing was actual meat)." I think it
should be called the "WTF" Pizza. As in when the Japanese
Pizza Hut chefs were making it (possibly drunk) one guy said "should we
sprinkle corn flakes on the top of the meat like patties?" and the other
guy says "Sure, WTF." In any
event I applaud Japan for trying to catch up to the US's 2/3 obesity
rate. A few more dietary disasters like this and they will be sure to
catch up to us within 5 or 6 decades. Keep up
the good work, Japan.
Damn
Nintendo Wii. Ruining everything. I thought that I was on the cutting edge,
delivering state of the art fat loss training and nutrition programs online
and at my highly regarded Carter
Fitness training facility in beautiful West Hills, Ca. But apparently
that is not the case. I saw this commercial and I just knew. I knew I was
glimpsing the future. Who needs
a highly educated, inventive, motivating trainer with over 15 years of in the
trenches experience guiding you every step of the way? Not you.
All you need is a video game. Thank you,
Nintedo Wii.
PS:
If you do not feel comfortable entrusting the future of your health and
fitness to the makers of Mario Brothers, feel free to contact me. I now have online
training, in person
training and fat loss bootcamps
the are specifcally desinged to help you reach your goals. If you want I can
whistle the theme to Donkey Kong while we train. Study confirms the Fountain of Youth In recent
weeks a female Olympic swimmer has been making headlines and she doesn't even
hold the fastest time in her events. So what makes her so amazing?
What does
this mean to you? Want a Smaller Stomach? Are
you doing dozens of sit ups in the hopes of reducing the size of your
stomach? You cannot greatly reduce the size of your midsection by stomach
exercises alone. While exercises are great for firming your abdominals, a fat
burning workout is the most effective way to lose weight and take off inches.
Perfect Honey-Glazed Salmon
Nutritional
Analysis:
One serving equals: 220 calories, 11g fat, 4g carbohydrate, 0g fiber, and 26g
protein. |
Joshua
Carter The Body
Transformation Expert 818-337-6175 Successes Blog I have a
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